Pakistan ka matlab kia ..jo samne aey jalata jaa. . .

Pakistan Zindabad nahi, Pakistan saay Zinda-Bhaag!

Pakistan = Jahalatistan

Dear Pakistan,
Yaum-e-Stone-Age mubarak ho.
Torh phor, bismillah.

Ishq-e-Rasool mei jaan bhee qurbaan hai!…doosro ki.

Close encounter with these “aman ehtejaaj people”, nearly killed me if i would have not screamed, ” Bhai mene thodi banai hai movie” :@

Jahil k bachay – nach nach k ehtejaj kar rahe hain..tafri lagi hui hai apno ka hi nuksaan ka rahe hain!!

There it is again, same as last time. Strike before a petrol price hike. The fuel mafia bought lower and sell higher. Millions made, yes, at our expense. I repeat “Not for Prophet, but for Profit.“

some comedy
but still, honestly
you don’t believe me
but the things I had
are the things you need

you look at me
like I don’t make sense
like a waste of time ..
like it serves no purpose
a meaningless gesture

___________________
cz I am no prince
and I am no saint
and if that’s what
you believe what you need,
than you’re wrong
You don’t need much
you just need some-
one to fall back on ..

you’ve been alone
I’d rather be ….
the half of us, the least of you
(is) the best of me
and I will be ….
I’ll be your prince
I’ll be your saint
if you just believe
I will go crashing through
fences and tents
all in your name, I will, I swear
I’ll be some-
one to fall back on

some one, one to fall back on!!

And I would runaway
I would runaway, yeah

I would runaway ..
I would runaway with you

‘I am running away’, this statement carries with in million known reasons for the concerned and a million more for the one this statement is mend to be. these reasons might seem mindless for anyone but could mean a life time for the person involved.

some people think that running away is an option, a matter of choice but running away is neither. it is a forced compulsion. an act resulting from a series of contingent events, favourable and unfavourable both.

thou, running away is told to be a highly regretful action but the echo of this silent slip resonates so loudly that even unconcerned people turns to be concerned. and mass’s attention is what it takes to get things done.

how ever, this might involve severe side effects and timely paranoia but all this is counter mended if right moves are made after words (i believe). money can buy one any thing, it even heal wounds.

i hope my collection of thoughts are corrects because i am on the way of testing them …

this is not mend to be ..

PS: observation part of this note is pending and will be updated soon

Israel, a country the size of New Jersey can only claim to the following achievements:

► Israel was established upon the ruins of another nation that it destroyed; Palestine

► Israel hold the world record in the number of towns & villages it ethnically cleansed…500+

► Israel holds the world record in the number of refugees it deported…4 million +

► Israel holds the world record in the number of homes it demolished…60 thousand +

► Israel is the country with the highest record of UN condemnation…500+ times

► Israel is the country with the highest number of protective US Security council vetoes…100+ times

► Israel has killed more innocent civilians per capita than any other country…50 thousand+

► Israel has imprisoned more civilians per capita than any other country…250 thousand+

► Israel has rendered more innocent civilians handicapped per capita than any other country…50 thousand+

► Israel has injured more innocent civilians per capita than any other country…200 thousand+

► Israel has only two countries to defend its policies in the United Nations. These countries are America & Micronesia. The population for Micronesia as of June 2008 is only 108,000

► Israel is the only country on Earth that denies the right of return of refugees

► Israel is the only country on Earth that still occupies a whole other country & parts of two other countries

► Israel is the only country on Earth that publicly, steals the water of its neighbors

► Israel is the only country on Earth that has legalized home demolishing as a method of collective punishment

► Israel is the only country on Earth that uproots trees as a method of collective punishment

► Israel is the only country on Earth that deliberately targets civilian infrastructure and justifies it

► Israel is the only country on Earth that legalized assassination

► Israel stands unique in using human shields in military operations

► Amongst all countries, Israel is the only one that has legalized torture

► Israel is the only country on Earth that builds illegal settlements in occupied lands

► Israel is the only country on Earth that publicly jails activists without trial

► According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Israel has created the highest number of checkpoints

► According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Israel holds the world record in the number of curfew it has installed on the Palestinians

► Israel is the only country on Earth whose checkpoints deny women access to hospitals, they give birth alone and babies usually die

► Israel is exceptional in being the only country on Earth whose checkpoints denies patients access to hospitals, and they end up dying

► Israel is the only country on Earth whose checkpoints are where wedding parades come to an end

► Israel is the only country on Earth who check points schoolchildren, denies them access to school, and puts an end to their classes

► Israel is one of two countries that, against International Law, use cluster bombs and depleted uranium bombs. America is the other…what a surprise huh?

► Israel holds the world record in the number of soldiers refusing to serve in the army

► Israel despite being a rich country, receives the highest financial aid, more than the sum aid to all sub-Saharan Africa!

► Israel claims its enemies want to wipe it off the map, but it has indeed wiped a whole country called Palestine off the map!

► Israel is the country that has introduced nuclear weapons into the Middle East. But the only country in the Middle East that refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty

► After East Germany, Israel is the only country that is building a segregation wall

► Second to South Africa, Israel is the only country to establish an apartheid regime

► Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first iron gates on roads

► Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first cities turned into jails with gates and opening hours

► Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first apartheid walls

Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first electrified segregation fences

► Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first ‘eyes specific’ rubber bullets

► Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first abortion efficient, infant killing tear gas

► Israeli engineers developed the worlds’ first humiliation guaranteed human cages

► Israel is the only country on Earth that has a political party that publicly advocates ethnic cleansing of native citizens (Palestinians)

► Israel is the only country on Earth that still has racist laws that discriminate against native citizens (Palestinians)

► Israel is the only country on Earth known to have a memorial dedicated to a terrorist where his followers gather and dance

► Israel is the only country on Earth that imprisons kids for political reasons

► Israel is the only country on Earth that does not hold its soldiers accountable for shooting peace activists in cold blood

► No other country on Earth has towns and cities allocated exclusively for one ethnic group

► The only place on Earth where people cultivate fields stolen from living refugees is, Israel

► The only country on Earth, where people live in homes stolen from living refugees is, Israel

► Israel is the only country on Earth where you get a one month community service for intentionally, smashing the head of a child! How much more proof do people need to see that Israel is a terrorist nation?????!!!!!!!!!!

Life us unsure, always eat your dessert first =D

If you can’t convience some one, confuse them =P

Say the truth BUT run immediately afterwards ..

All desirable things in the world are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to some one else =S

Smile, because it makes people wonder what you are thinking

Be happy because it is the best revenge!!

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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your name tag!”.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you and say…
“I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you religious? Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.

As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you.”

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?

Does beauty run in your family?

Excuse me, but I may be lost… Can you give me directions to wherever
you’re going?

You have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)

I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

to be contd…

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
I am famous for my affair with Him

Khaasa dard-o-gham majaazi mein
(For that love) infinite sorrows and pain have been repressed

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein (repeat)
I am famous for my affair with Him

Khaasa dard-o-gham majaazi mein
(For that love) infinite sorrows and pain have been repressed

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
I am famous for my affair with Him

Maula, maula…

Woh meh dey dey, jo pehlay Shibli aur Mansoor ko di thee
Give me the potion that you gave to Shibli and Mansoor

Toh baydam bhi, nisar-e-murshid-e-meh khana ho jaye
So that I (Baidam) am also intoxicated by this wine

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein (repeat)
I am famous for my affair with Him

Mattab-e-ishq ka dastoor nirala dekha (repeat)
The tradition of loving God is unique indeed

Uss ko chutti na milli jis nay sabaq yaad kiya
He who loved God the most, could never be idle again

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
I am famous for my affair with Him

Khaasa dard-o-gham majaazi mein
(For that love) infinite sorrows and pain have been repressed

Maqani hoon, Maqani hoon, kay azad-e-makaan hoon
I am free, I am shelter-less

Jahan hoon khud saara jahan hoon
Wherever I am, I am the whole universe

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein (repeat)
I am famous for my affair with Him

Maula, Maula, meri murshid maula
Murshid maula, maula, maula

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein (repeat)
I am famous for my affair with Him

Woh apni laa-maqani mein rahain mast
And though God has no abode but his creation’s heart

Mujhay itna bata dey mein kahan hoon
All I want to know is that where do I reside?

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
I am famous for my affair with Him

Arz-o-sama kahan teri wussat ko paa sakay
The sky and earth, and everything in between, cannot contain your being

Arz-o-sama , Arz-o-sama
The sky and earth, the sky and earth…

Maula, maula, maula, meray maula, maula

Arz-o-sama kahan teri wussat ko paa sakay
The sky and earth, and everything in between, cannot contain your being

Mera hee dil hai jahan tu sama sakay
It is only my heart where you can reside

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
Khaasa dard-o-gham majaazi mein
Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein

Yahan hona naa hona hai,
Yahan hona naa hona hai,
Naa hona hai,
Yahan hona naa hona hai,
Yahan hona naa hona hai,
But where God lives, I am just a speckle there

Jissay hona ho kuch khaati darri jaana ho jae
For him who wants to have a presence, it’s only dust (ash) at his threshold, which can have alms

Mein hoon mashhoor ishq baazi mein
Khaasa dard-o-gham
Khaasa dard-o-gham majaazi mein
Mein hoon mashhoor

Maula Ali Ali Ali, maula Ali, Aali, Aali,
Ya Ali ya Ali ya Ali, Ya Ali ya Ali ya Ali
Ya Ali ya Ali ya Ali ya..