More Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your name tag!”.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you and say…
“I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you religious? Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
Does beauty run in your family?
Excuse me, but I may be lost… Can you give me directions to wherever
You have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you
I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.