More Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your name tag!”.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you and say…
“I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you religious? Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.

As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you.”

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?

Does beauty run in your family?

Excuse me, but I may be lost… Can you give me directions to wherever
you’re going?

You have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)

I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.