Xardari

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

Pick Up |ines

PS: i must warn you that these are not for dummies and girls to read, but you aint gonna stop, are you!?

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Nice legs…what time do they open?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

WEST – As They See Us

Last night, I was watching a old Hollywood movie of Arabs and Hot chicks. Besides the picture of Arabs depicted from that and many other cowboy films, the scene which in particularly made me ponder was a lady in the red (dress) describing her visit to Arab lands. And she spoke like this; “Arabs are disgusting, those circumcised dogs. I would prefer a dog over an Arab because dogs lick them self clean, atleast.”
My mind was stunned, here the lady in the red is her self admitting that even a dog recognizes the importance of cleanliness, yet an Arab (us) is ignorant of it. Cleanliness – which is the basic’s of Islam.

Narrated from Universe’s greatest Prophet Muhammad (saww),”Cleanliness is half faith.”

So, my dear friends who are reading this blog, to keep clean (pak/mutahir) all the time because when we are dirty (napak/mujnib) we are worse than dogs and you don’t need a Prophet to tell you that!! Wash up circumcised dog.

PS: here I would like to add that Muslims (Arab’s in this case) does not only perform circumcision, it can be traced in history as a common practice among the ancient civilizations and Jews of present yet every era.

let be aware

Ziaraat e Muqadasa

I have made both these images around 6 or may be 7 years back, when I was fond of Photoshop .. now both these images serves as a valuable asset in my life.

Shab-e-Qadr

Night of 23rd of Ramzan will start when the fast of the 22nd of Ramzan finishes. This is the most probable night of Qadr – Shab-e-Qadr.

Importance of this night
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Allah(swt) mentions in Surat-ul-Qadr in the Holy Quran – “Lailatul-Qadr-e Khair-um-min-alf fish-shahr” – The (prayer of the) Night of Qadr is better than (the prayers of) 1000 months. Allah(swt) also says in the same Sura “Tanaz zalul mala-ikatahu war ruhu feeha be izni rabbahim mil kulle amr salamun hiyya hatta matlayil fajr”. During this night, angels descend from the heavens on our Holy Imam-e-Zamana(atfs) and bring his Allah(swt) orders regarding affairs of the whole year to follow and this process continues until dawn.

The Prophet Mohammad(sawaw) and the Holy Imams(a.s.) have taught
momineen special prayers and duas to be recited in Shab-e-Qadr. The site now contains a link “Aamal of Shab-e-Qadr” on the main page
detailing those special prayers and duas. Kindly review them and inform other momineen and mominaat as well so that as many could benefit as possibly can.

Here is a quick summary of the aamal :
1. Performing ghusl (bath) before Maghrib prayers and praying Maghrib and Ishaa with ghusl.
2. Staying awake and busy in prayers throughout the night.
3. 2 Rakaat Prayer. Recitation of Sura Tawheed 7 times after Sura Hamd in each Rakaat.
4. Recitation of dua “Astaghfirullah ha wa atoub-o ileah” 70 times after this Prayer.
5. Recitation of 100 Rakaat of Prayers. Prefereably pray 6 days of QAZA Prayers (Obligatory prayers which have been missed).
6. Recitation of Dua Makaram-il-Ikhlaq, Dua-e-Tauba, Dua Joshan-e-Kabeer and Dua Joshan-e-Sagheer.
7. Recitation of Ziarat of Imam Hussain(a.s.) and Imam-e-Zamana(a.s.).
8. Recitation of Sura Room, Sura Ankaboot, Sura Dukhkhan and recitation of as many duas and Suras as possible.

Detailed aamal are available at: http://www.ziaraat.com/events/shabqadr/shabqadr.php

Darvin’s Theory Of Evolution – The Flaws

Charles Darvin in his much referred theory states that man is on the top of the food chain, hence the most evolved cellular being on Earth. His theory comprises of 4 major gears, one of which is ‘survival of the fittest’ (this phrase was actually used by Herbert Spencer in 1864, this is now included as a part of the theory).

Survival of the fittest means that among a population of different species only the most tough will prevail and the weak will diminish and then extinct from the face of the globe. And the way which Darvin suggests for the prevailing species is non other then evolution. He suggests that the only means of survival for a developing species is via evolution, which must be in accordance with the circumstances and environment.

On the contrary, Islam and other religions say that every organism is sent by God and is in its best possible position.

We all know the lengthy arguments put forth by the advocates of the Theory in its defense. I here present a couple of simple examples to resolve this complex issue as per my knowledge with the help of ground realities.

Take for example an earth worm. It has no eyes no ears no arms no legs, it does not even have a proper digestive or reproductive system even no defense mechanism … so as per the theory this should of had been the first species to get extinct. But despite the obvious statement of the Theory, this worm is here since the beginning of time. The earliest fossils state its existence as early as 10,000 BC and even though in present times we see the worm to be a worm and not a giant land mafia. If survival of the fittest applies to it then where is the evolved form it?

Regardless of it, the Theory states only the fittest survives and the weak gets extinct. It refers to an environment where self center-ness is the order. Meaning the fittest survives taking advantage of the weak and leading the weak to extinction. If this is the case then there should be only one form of species alive today. But the reality is otherwise. We see thousands of species living together today. To elucidate my point I want you to think of grass. It is the basic source of fodder for the grazing animals, which provides the basic source of dairy products to us. But stick with grass for the time being. Grass has no defense mechanism and yet it is found so abundantly. Point to note here refers to the preceding example … grass require the land to be fertile, and no man irrigates the grass lands. They are irrigated naturally. But the Theory insists on the non existence of Nature. So how does all this happen?

Well, the most defenseless fodder is due to the courtesy of most defenseless worm. Not just grass all our irrigational land requires worm to keep the layers of soil porous for the seed to be sown and the young tiny bud to pop out the soil. The earth worm provides this mandatory porous-ness to the soil.

It seems to me here that rather than leading the weaker (grass) towards extinction the weak (worm) is actually supporting it. And not just supporting it, its support has made it the most abundant fodder in the world.

At this note, I want you all to think of this evolution theory as a ‘Theory’ and take your religion as a divine ‘Reality’.

“‘HE|LO’” conspiracy

Now a days this conspiracy is growing among people that the salutation “Hello” is not actually a greeting but a curse or a slander. In fact, I have even heard that it means “hell resident” or “go to hell”. And that Jews developed this word to astray the Christians from there regular greeting (I must add here that Christians don’t have such a salutation like Muslims, eg. “Salam Alykum”).

I m writing this to inform the youth of my time, that there is no weight in these allegations on the poor word. This word was inducted in English in 1830 (by an unknown Author and became the order of the day by 1860s) from German ‘Halu’ or ‘Hala’ which Germans used to say at sailors, meaning ‘here’. Other than the historic origin of this word many languages (usually those which have connection with foreigners) has taken this word as if there own. It has become the most said greeting of telephone and even in online chat rooms/forums.

The attempt to levy the burden of this word as a slander/curse upon the Jews is a misguided attempt of Hate Crime against them (although, Jews are top ranked when it come to hate crimes against them). For all I know we should not let our beautiful greeting (Salam) get of out hand rather than to adapt a disputed one.

PS: I am adding here a link for the proof of this conspiracy http://www.mndaily.com/1997/01/17/texas-town-says-goodbye-hello

Start of 8th Islamic Month of Shaban-ul-Moazzam 1430 A.H.

Some important events of this month are as follows:

1st Birth of Hazrat Zainab(s.a.) – 5 A.H.

3rd Birth of Imam Hussain(a.s.) – 4 A.H.

4th Birth of Hazrat Abbas(a.s.) – 26 A.H.

5th Birth of Imam Zain al-Abideen(a.s.) – 38 A.H.

7th Birth of Hazrat Qasim ibn-e-Hasan(a.s.)

8th Start of Ghaibat-e-Sughra of Imam Zamana(a.s.) – 260 A.H.

11th Birth of Hazrat Ali Akbar(a.s.) – 44 A.H.

14th Evening – Aamal of Neema-e-Shabaan (middle of Shabaan)

15th Birth of Imam Zamana(a.s.) – 255 A.H.

13th, 14th and 15th – Ayyam-e-Bayz – the bright days

27th, 28th and 29th – Fasts prior to start of Ramzan

Do You Deny or Accept Obstacles?

One fascinating thing about both observing people and creating characters is the wide variety of ways that they can look at the world. Some people are realists, some pessimists, some hopelessly naive. These sort of differences become especially clear when obstacles are thrown in people’s paths. Some crack under pressure; some become stoic and taciturn when confronted with grief. Others collapse in tears and guilt, while still others immediately start blaming the situation on everyone around them.
When writing your story, it’s crucial to have a good understanding of how your character encounters obstacles and conflict. After all, your story, almost by necessity, will put your character under stress and throw a few curve balls at him. How will he react? Does he pretend that the obstacles don’t exist, or blow them out of proportion? Does he run away, or rise to meet them? Try imagining how you would meet the kind of challenge you’re throwing at your character. What would you do if you had to face a cheating spouse or financial ruin? Then think about the ways your character is different from you, and imagine how his or her reaction will differ. Keeping the character close to a real person in this way will ensure that you stay in touch with reality, with your finger on how real people react to challenges.

Make it your writing exercise this week. Write a few notes on how your character is likely to react to an obstacle you have in mind. Then try writing that scene where he or she meets it face to face.